I love the internet. It has
revolutionised my life. Without it, I wouldn't have a wife and
family, I wouldn't have a sort-of second career and I wouldn't have
an outlet like this for my loves and frustrations. I also wouldn't
have such an insight into how different some people's behaviour is to
their public persona.
A few months ago I wrote here about the
acquisition of the Test Match Sofa website by The Cricketer magazine
and how much it concerned me. You can find that post quite easily, as
it is the one before this one. I never expected to need to use the
site again.
The reaction to that post surprised me.
I expected it to lose me a lot of contacts. Instead, I was almost
overwhelmed by magnanimity. Andy Afford, the Cricketer's publication
director, emailed me to assure me that, whilst he disagreed with what
I said, he had not problem at all with me saying it. The magazine's
editor, Andrew Miller, also got in touch. Not only was his message
similar, he later invited me to play for the magazine's cricket team
(although they were so short-handed, they were forced to pick Jarrod
Kimber, so don't read too much into that). Even the founder of Test
Match Sofa, Dan Norcross, reacted with nothing but kindness. It was
the maturest of responses.
In fact, this grace and decency has
been in stark contrast to the hostility that the very same people
have this week experienced from the BBC's Test Match Special team. It
seems that two of the more elderly members of the team, Christopher
'CMJ' Martin-Jenkins and Jonathan 'Aggers' Agnew, take exception to
the fact that the Beeb pays for the coverage it provides of
international cricket whilst the Sofa team just sit in front of a
television without paying a penny to anyone.
Of the two, it is Agnew's reaction that
has been the most inexcusable. He is, of course, entitled to his
opinion and he has done very well to build a public persona as an
avuncular front man around one fairly rubbish joke – so successful,
in fact, that most people have forgotten the humourless professional
cricketer who once reacted to a practical joke by losing his temper
and throwing a team-mate's kit off a balcony.
Martin-Jenkins' complaints might have
had some credence if they had not been so bitterly expressed, but
Agnew's purported defence of them as 'CMJ writing from the
perspective of a listener' was just risible. No-one is forcing
Martin-Jenkins to listen to Test Match Sofa, so if he was just
writing as 'an interested listener' there would be no force to his
argument. He could ignore the service much in the same way as I now
ignore the BBC's hamfisted attempts to present cricket highlights.
The only way he can give any weight to his argument is from the
perspective of someone in competition with the Sofa. Agnew always
claims that his pronouncements on Twitter are in a personal capacity
and not representative of the BBC and, interestingly, he sought to
put a different spin on the issue, arguing that cricket boards should
seek to charge the likes of Test Match Sofa for what they do, to
avoid loss of revenue.
Now, the argument that not paying for
rights takes money out of cricket has, at face value, some force. But
suppose that the different approach that Test Match Sofa takes to
presenting cricket actually either attracts more people to the game
or at worst stops people leaving it? Getting people to go to games is
hardly going to be detrimental to the sport, now is it?
This is, in essence, no different to
the arguments that were put forward against Kerry Packer, or against
Channel 4 taking over televised coverage from the BBC at the end of
the 1990s. And the reaction of the BBC to both events is exactly the
same, that they foreshadow the death of cricket. It is as if the BBC
commentators' manual has a mandatory clause stating that for every
action there must be an equal and opposite over-reaction.
Interestingly, though, if you accept
that both Aggers and CMJ were speaking in their personal capacities,
then they have probably both broken their contracts with the BBC. I
have seen a few of those contracts in my time and they usually
contain clauses about not making statements in public which are
detrimental to Auntie. It is hard to see how embroiling the
Corporation in an unseemly row over cricket coverage and using some
very intemperate language into the bargain isn't detrimental to them.
Moreover, criticising something likely to drive down the cost of
broadcasting rights just has to be bad for an organisation which has
to justify spending public funds on everything that it does.
What is so desperately sad about all of
this is that the panicking words of one veteran broadcaster have set
in place a chain reaction which has demeaned both him and one of his
colleagues in the eyes of anyone who has read what they had to say.
Despite the sentiments expressed earlier in this piece I still have
far more axes to grind with Test Match Sofa than I do with TMS (an
infinite number, in fact). I'd like to think that the two of them
could co-exist, yet the futile rage of Martin-Jenkins and Agnew just
reminds me of two elderly stags who fear their time is drawing short
and that the new bucks might soon be taking over.