At church on Sunday (yes, I know...) we were treated to a sermon on adultery, part of a riveting series on the 10 Commandments . I'm not sure why they didn't save the best one until last, doing them in order just seems so predictable.
Anyway, in the middle of his lecture - getting a few things off his chest, I fear - the vicar suddenly announced that "...even when you have closed the door to keep the children out, God is in the room with you when you are making love".
WHAT?
I don't care who they are, I don't want anyone else in that room unless my wife's invited them.
Forget about committing adultery. Now I'm too scared to commit fidelity.
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